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They travel longs distances to attend matches, view broadcasts on television and also the re-broadcasts later in the week! They follow the discussions on television, radio, newspapers and the many rugby websites
What is this number based around? Does it include the last four years? Are there only 996 years of darkness left?Did they script that or was she just making it up to fill a gap? thebobbob 5pts The last time the Western world fell under the grip of the Christian church there was, in fact, centuries of darkness. keenobserver67 5pts Proves to me that Chuck Norris is a blithering idiot BLindley 5pts Poor Chuck, it appears he has taken one too many kicks to the head
Memetic Mutation - TV Tropes
Memes often spread regardless of content, taste, or sensibilities, while the original source may be the only ones who know enough about the source material to use it ironically. If not used carefully, it can get to the point that its origins and original meaning become muddled and completely mutilated beyond any point of recognition or humor
Top 100 Facts About Chuck Norris
The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.Everybody loves Raymond
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Norris is a beastYeah, Chuck Norris rules the galaxies!The above sentence wasn't a joke.Animefan12 20Chuck Norris clogs the toilet every time he pisses. Nothing better than throwing someone off with some Chuck Norris! A very good one indeed, it really reflects Chucks longevity, he's been roundhouse kicking dinosaurs into extinctionOh my Gosh! This is made my day
izaac93m0 1:45pm October 19, 2012 THEIR ARE SOME BLONDES AT MY SCHOOL BUT WHEN I C 1 ITS ETHIER RUNING INTO THE POLE,WALL, OR A TRASH CAN BUT THEY ARE IN THE CROUD AND GETTING INTO GIRL FIGHTS. clairbear 4:11pm March 23, 2012 cuz we like so get bord in class jokesfb 4:22am June 02, 2012 very funny joke Thanks jokesfb.com ps2rude 1:20pm June 04, 2012 what does the fb part of jokesfb stand for? mhing 4:24am July 18, 2012 it's good to smile on it..
Jean-Claude Van Damme VS Chuck Norris ( Real, in his best years ) - Off-Topic - Comic Vine
Different people have different strengths and different limits in all of these areas regardless of their art.After being in and around the fight game for the past 25 years (F*@k, I'm old.) I can confidently say the most effective art for self defence is always without exception what you know best. Personally, after 15 years of martial arts study in different areas, I'm done telling forum know it alls and interent tough guys what martial arts is really about
What Obama and My Wife Have in Common by Chuck Norris on Creators.com - A Syndicate Of Talent
As part of the Constitution, the section prohibits certain forms of discrimination perpetrated by the governments of Canada with the exception of ameliorative programs (affirmative action) and rights or privileges guaranteed by or under the Constitution of Canada in respect of denominational, separate or dissentient schools, While the most important Section is starving as I am on unemployment; consider the merit of this Charter: Section 24 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms provides for remedies available to those whose Charter rights are shown to be violated. Barrack would have been more honest to post those, rather than create a new form that has limited information and cannot be used to ascertain his birth place, parentage or identity
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After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. And if you have enough time, you should keep in mind a couple of jokes that were liked you most, and you can share them with your colleagues or just tell them to your friends to show your wit
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Funny Chuck Norris Jokes - Funny Jokes
17 Josh October 30, 2013 at 3:38 pmThe alphabet of Chuck Norris: D.E.A.T.H 18 Riley November 17, 2013 at 11:32 pmChuck norris once popped a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris God, Smile, Amazing In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog
(The humour is partly from the appropriation of a commonplace proverb for Chuck Norris purposes.) Something similar would be "Chuck Norris can eat his cake and have it too", reversing the proverb "You can't eat your cake and have it too". On the other hand, I am proud that I was able to hide the fact that I am neither of English tongue nor have any higher education in the language for so long
When The Boogeyman Goes To Sleep, He Checks His Closet For Chuck Norris
As the robbers were leaving with the cash they got Chuck Norrised alexis 2010-12-31 15:33:41 say alexis if this joke is really funny alexis 2010-12-31 15:30:57 ahahah the boogieman is scared of chuck norris! but the rest of the jokes r super lame the boogieman one is my favorite! chantelle 2010-12-25 20:06:55 this is so funny samrim 2010-12-23 15:11:23 hahaha this is funy Spencer4 2010-12-08 15:51:56 HAHAHAHA shit son thats soooo funny! Chucky 2010-12-03 11:46:22 @Chuck LEAVE POOPYPANTS ALONE! Chuck 2010-12-03 11:44:23 @poopypants You're such a troll, get off youtube! fdf 2010-11-13 15:02:42 dsasds Stephanie 2010-11-09 17:07:03 That is HILARIOUS! Jose 2010-11-03 17:15:50 THIS ONE IS SICK chuckster 2010-10-23 03:31:38 Chuck Norris checks his closet for Chuck Norris only... maceo 2010-06-28 14:34:48 so funny clem 2010-06-11 04:47:11 chuck noris is so tuff he can win conect 4 in 3 moves ;) Willfaz 2010-05-26 21:55:31 Yo should start the joke as..
Ultimate Badass: Why Chuck Norris Jokes Are Even Funnier Six Years Later
I've only seen one film of his and he sued me after the first book."There was eventually a settlement that allows the publishing of facts while letting Norris control his brand. "I was working on an entreprenuerial project, but when a major book publisher offers you money, you take it."Spector has just released his fourth book on Norris, "The Last Stand of Chuck Norris: 400 All-New Facts About The Most Terrifying Man in the Universe" (Gotham Books), which includes new findings about Norris
Chuck Norris - Biography - IMDb
My choice would be John McCain and Sarah Palin mainly because, with Sarah, I think she'd make a good president because she's a no-nonsense gal and she has much more experience than Barack Obama. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has flip-flopped so many times on issues of abortion, immigration and gay rights to make one wonder for what party he's running
Chuck Norris Jokes 5 - Jokes
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce
Chuck Norris Jokes - Jokes
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield
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