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Her relationship with Mike was at the center of her role in the show, as the two fought about his use of the N word and calling girls panty droppers, and other situations where Coral called out Mike's ignorance. (MORE) Earnest Strews In Television 10 "Real World" Contestants You'll Never Forget Pedro Zamora was MTV's first cast member to depict life as a homosexual man living with AIDS
Weston-Webb hasn't yet gotten the chance to launch his chicken poop at the would-be arsonists (if he had, we would have written a whole article about nothing but that) but we're pretty sure it's just a matter of time. The criminals have yet to be caught, but it's probably punishment enough that each lives with the certainty that one day, he'll bend over the bathroom sink to splash water on his face, lift up his head and in the mirror see that Ivan Drago is standing directly behind him
They travel longs distances to attend matches, view broadcasts on television and also the re-broadcasts later in the week! They follow the discussions on television, radio, newspapers and the many rugby websites
What is this number based around? Does it include the last four years? Are there only 996 years of darkness left?Did they script that or was she just making it up to fill a gap? thebobbob 5pts The last time the Western world fell under the grip of the Christian church there was, in fact, centuries of darkness. keenobserver67 5pts Proves to me that Chuck Norris is a blithering idiot BLindley 5pts Poor Chuck, it appears he has taken one too many kicks to the head
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Norris is a beastYeah, Chuck Norris rules the galaxies!The above sentence wasn't a joke.Animefan12 20Chuck Norris clogs the toilet every time he pisses. Nothing better than throwing someone off with some Chuck Norris! A very good one indeed, it really reflects Chucks longevity, he's been roundhouse kicking dinosaurs into extinctionOh my Gosh! This is made my day
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As part of the Constitution, the section prohibits certain forms of discrimination perpetrated by the governments of Canada with the exception of ameliorative programs (affirmative action) and rights or privileges guaranteed by or under the Constitution of Canada in respect of denominational, separate or dissentient schools, While the most important Section is starving as I am on unemployment; consider the merit of this Charter: Section 24 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms provides for remedies available to those whose Charter rights are shown to be violated. Barrack would have been more honest to post those, rather than create a new form that has limited information and cannot be used to ascertain his birth place, parentage or identity
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Now we have the multiverse, God, Satan, and primal concepts like time, entropy, death, life, evil, good, and the void of space.Chuck Norris was never born. In fine print on the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten
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It's amazing that out of all my films, it's the one that makes the most people come up to me and say, "Are you going to do a sequel?" I say: "What would I do? I tried every way in the world to kill that guy
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17 Josh October 30, 2013 at 3:38 pmThe alphabet of Chuck Norris: D.E.A.T.H 18 Riley November 17, 2013 at 11:32 pmChuck norris once popped a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris God, Smile, Amazing In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog
The manliest man in history has a cult following and has spawned some of the funniest memes on the internet.What are the funniest Chuck Norris jokes? Which are the best Chuck Norris memes? This Chuck Norris jokes list should get you started in your search for the greatest Chuck Norris memes, but it's by no means every Chuck Norris joke on the internet. The Chuck Norris meme has become such a prevailing theme in pop culture, it's hard to remember a time when Chuck Norris joke-facts didn't exist or when you couldn't expect to see Chuck Norris pics circulating around the Internet (just kidding, Chuck Norris has been kicking butt since the dawn of time)
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My choice would be John McCain and Sarah Palin mainly because, with Sarah, I think she'd make a good president because she's a no-nonsense gal and she has much more experience than Barack Obama. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has flip-flopped so many times on issues of abortion, immigration and gay rights to make one wonder for what party he's running
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However, very soon he turned this misfortune on its head, winning several karate tournaments consecutively, and finally avenging Apricot by killing the thief. Oh God! Please, get that thing away! Fame He rather quickly became the bitch of Cannon Films, a studio specializing in the production of B action movies
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As the robbers were leaving with the cash they got Chuck Norrised alexis 2010-12-31 15:33:41 say alexis if this joke is really funny alexis 2010-12-31 15:30:57 ahahah the boogieman is scared of chuck norris! but the rest of the jokes r super lame the boogieman one is my favorite! chantelle 2010-12-25 20:06:55 this is so funny samrim 2010-12-23 15:11:23 hahaha this is funy Spencer4 2010-12-08 15:51:56 HAHAHAHA shit son thats soooo funny! Chucky 2010-12-03 11:46:22 @Chuck LEAVE POOPYPANTS ALONE! Chuck 2010-12-03 11:44:23 @poopypants You're such a troll, get off youtube! fdf 2010-11-13 15:02:42 dsasds Stephanie 2010-11-09 17:07:03 That is HILARIOUS! Jose 2010-11-03 17:15:50 THIS ONE IS SICK chuckster 2010-10-23 03:31:38 Chuck Norris checks his closet for Chuck Norris only... maceo 2010-06-28 14:34:48 so funny clem 2010-06-11 04:47:11 chuck noris is so tuff he can win conect 4 in 3 moves ;) Willfaz 2010-05-26 21:55:31 Yo should start the joke as..
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield
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